jackachoo: nickmooregasm: This video is important. You should watch it. looks like my christmas present…
Best commercial in the fucking world.
I will write about the following, anonymously...
rescuemeatsix: Dear ex, Dear girl I hate, Dear boy I like, Dear ex bestfriend, Dear bestfriend, Dear mom, Dear dad, Dear Santa, Dear future me, Dear person I have a crush on.
wasted-dumb-fuck: LMFAAAOO this is soo funnyyy omg<3
What i love about tumblr on holidays.
holyfuckimimpressed: Thanksgiving isnt everywhere like it is on facebook. Bitch, we all know its thanksgiving.
ugh i hate thinking like this..
matchbookfire asked: You have to start accepting the parts of you that can't be changed. Thats how I got where I am, so to speak haha.
government: how do we get teenagers more interested in the things we do
government: lol lets fuck with the internet
when a girl wants to kiss you: she plays with her hair, looks down, fiddles with her fingers, and waits for you to make a move
when a boy wants to kiss you: smiles nervously, tilts his head slightly, and waits for the right moment to make a move
when I want to kiss you: I look at you from a distance, and start sobbing about how ugly I am and that I'll die with 80 cats, approximately
bust-a-reim: thexenon: Ring Of Fire by Johnny...
i love how my boyfriend knows im frustrated with something, then texts me to tell me to call him real quick, and he says “oh i just wanted to tell you i love you” .. i swear he’s a figment of my imagination..